I'll Tell You When I Want To Be Promoted

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are suing mad - and miraculously not at each other. The duo has smacked a $5 million dollar lawsuit on Silver Cross, makers of luxurious baby carriages - a former fave Lo-Ant. The couple was snapped strolling with the twins while using said product and the company somehow thought it would be a great idea to use the image in an ad - without Jen and Marc's permission! I'm no fan of J-Lo, but that does strike me as pretty lame. Did they think she wouldn't notice? Bitch has probably got a assistant available 24-7 who's only job is to Google. Lopez is not pleased that their "substantial commercial value" may have been compromised. The couple is asking for the $5 million in damages, as well as any revenue generated from use of the ad. Ouch! J-Lo is happy to whore herself out - you've just gotta ask her permission first. Even I know that!