Beef Curtains Gets A Three Book Deal

Lauren Conrad - the soon to be retired "star" - has a 3 book deal with HarperCollins, presumably for a hefty sum. The "plot" of the first book revolves around a young woman who moves to L.A. and predictably surprise! - becomes the lead in hit reality television series. What a bold concept! Where will she draw her inspiration from and how handsomely has she paid her ghost writer? This is ridiculous, sad and annoying. Trees will die so LC can put faux pen to paper and help "transport her readers to another place." The only way Lauren could ever effectively transport anyone is if she hired a limo, took the carload to a bar and got everyone completely liquored up on her tab. You know who deserves a well-paid book deal? Pretty much anyone else.