Who Needs Enemies When You've Got A Friend Like Diddy?

Were you wondering why Rihanna and Chris Brown ended up together at Diddy's mansion for their Miami reunion? I sure as hell was - and now we have the "answer." Diddy was just being a "friend" to the couple, who are going through a "dark time." Yeah, it would be kinda dark if you couldn't see through one of your eyes because it was swollen shut from an alleged beating. Diddy goes on to say that it's not his place to "cast judgement" on anyone and that what we really need to do is "... pray for them. And we need to do things to support them." Okay, I can get on board with that - I pray that Rihanna gets away from Chris and I support L.A. County and the prosecutors in their effort to put Brown behind bars for a long time. Who woulda thought? Me and Diddy on the same page - and I don't even have a P.U.H. (personal umbrella holder). Meanwhile, Oprah is dedicating her show (airing tomorrow) to "all the Rihanna's of the world." Winfrey is letting viewers know that "love shouldn't hurt" and "if a man hits you once, he'll hit you again." Oprah, per usual, sounds like she has the saner of the two PSA's. Can a person who talks into a shoe phone really be taken seriously?