Yep, It's News!

Hope you're sitting down... Jennifer Aniston has fired her longtime hairstylist! Wow. I don't even know what to say. I just hope we can all make it through this difficult time. Her hair magician, Chris McMillan, has been working with the actress for fifteen years. He's now focusing on attracting other big name clients. One has to wonder if something suddenly came between the two - Jen, or perhaps the studio, famously spent $50,000 to fly Chris to London for her recent Marley & Me promotional tour. Why the sudden change of heart? Rumor has it Jen is still thinking of experimenting with her luscious locks. What does she intend to spring on us, with her up-and-coming new look? I literally can't wait. I also feel like I lost a few brain cells, writing this little bit of "news."