Ladies, Simmer Down! He's Not Worth It...

If Holly Madison were really smart (I know, that's asking a lot) she'd form an alliance with Alicia Jacobs, the Las Vegas reporter with whom she recently teamed up against in a verbal bitch-slap. Both ladies have been involved with Criss Angel - and it seems they're more interested in protecting his "honor," rather that bringing down one of the biggest douchebags in entertainment. The notorious womanizer goes through chicks faster than Kleenex during cold season - and he seems to treat them about as well. When a guy has that kind of track record, your relationship is pretty much over before it's even begun. Alicia and Holly recently met up at a pool party, celebrating Hugh Hefner's birthday, as well as season six of The Girls Next Door. It's been days since the event, and the claws on both ends have yet to retract. Jacobs kicked it off on Twitter (I finally joined last night! Follow me on Twitter, under PantyLinePress!) and Holly responded soon after on her MySpace blog. Thank god these social mediums exist - how else would celebrities conduct their feuds? Alicia, not to be outdone, has spoken out again. She is a reporter after all - she has the means! Here's an excerpt from her blog: ["It's not my style to engage in this kind of repartee. I do not believe in tearing down anyone in order to further my career. I treat everyone with complete respect & that was not shown to me from Holly, as is evident in her very unkind words. Obviously, Holly & I are very different people, who have chosen very different paths in life. She has made a "career" out of dissing other women to get to the top. My body of work speaks for itself."] I love how she asserts she doesn't engage in "that kind of repartee" - while in engaging in exactly that...  Take a look at the guy. If anyone deserves to be publicly dissed in the press, it's him. Priorities, girls!