Sure, Demi

Too bad today isn't April Fool's Day, because this would make a lot more sense... Demi Moore is currently in France with her hubby, Ashton Kutcher, and daughter, Scout. Mother and daughter went on a shopping spree while Man-Meat was at work and, by golly, the duo were swarmed with paparazzi! What to do? Twitter through the entire event about how having your photo taken when you don't consent to it is "stealing" - despite that fact that you're in public. Bitch, please! Anyone with half a brain knows that you work double time to stay relevant. No other "celebrity" seems to have quite as much time for Facebook, myspace and Twitter as Demi and Ashton. There will be a day when you're left alone, Demi - and it can't come soon enough for me!