Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is adopting a baby boy and that she's already dropped $250,000 on getting the nursery ready. Hmmm, I just don't know if I buy this one. I'll believe it when I see it! Star asserts that Jen is tired of waiting for the perfect guy. Oh, really? I hadn't caught on to that one. She sees how "complete" her other friends seem to feel with kids and wants the same for herself. She's said to be turning to close friend, Sheryl Crow, for advice on how to adopt as a single mother. Just don't take any career or money advice! Of course, you have to buy the mag to find out what she's going to name the tyke. I might take one for the team and pick up a copy. Oh hell, I'll save some time and money and tell you right now: clearly the baby will be saddled with the name Bradley Vince John Aniston, or BVJ for short. Also, the last minute advice she received from Brad? "Stop calling me when Angie's home!"
Umm, Yeah... I Need To See Receipts For The Nursery
Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is adopting a baby boy and that she's already dropped $250,000 on getting the nursery ready. Hmmm, I just don't know if I buy this one. I'll believe it when I see it! Star asserts that Jen is tired of waiting for the perfect guy. Oh, really? I hadn't caught on to that one. She sees how "complete" her other friends seem to feel with kids and wants the same for herself. She's said to be turning to close friend, Sheryl Crow, for advice on how to adopt as a single mother. Just don't take any career or money advice! Of course, you have to buy the mag to find out what she's going to name the tyke. I might take one for the team and pick up a copy. Oh hell, I'll save some time and money and tell you right now: clearly the baby will be saddled with the name Bradley Vince John Aniston, or BVJ for short. Also, the last minute advice she received from Brad? "Stop calling me when Angie's home!"
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