Aniston Pimps For Smartwater. Who's Gonna Pimp For The Environment?

Jennifer Aniston is as cute as button and I adore her - but where is her sensitivity chip? Aniston is dressing down, once again, to shill herself for the Glaceau water brand. I understand that the product is quite good and good for you - but where is the responsibility to the environment? I hate to get all Miley Cyrus/Carrie Prejean preachy here, but all those plastic bottles are serious bad news. Plastic doesn't breakdown, it just sits in landfill after landfill. Needless to say, this doesn't help the big picture for our global warming situation. How about if Jennifer gets naked for the cause of responsible recycling? I'd buy that! Where is superstar/environmental role model, Leonardo DiCaprio when you need him? We've got a green-alert here!