Wasn't it just last week that Paris was Tweeting daily, while on a romantic vacation with Doug Reinhardt, about how perfect things were between the two of them? I guess that shit ain't gonna fly stateside - the police have been called to the couple's home twice since their return to L.A.! The cops first arrived early Tuesday morning due to noise complaints from neighbors about a very loud "welcome home" party. The neighbors were rewarded with cars that were keyed and egged, suspiciously close to the end of the Paris/Doug soiree. Last night brought the fuzz again, also because of a noise compliant. No one was celebrating this time - it was the "so in love" couple's screaming match that was keeping inhabitants of the adjoining houses up all hours. Paris and Doug refused to open the gates when the cops arrived, but that didn't stop the intrepid force. They hopped the fence and gave Hilt-Hardt a stern lecture. And here's the total bullshit "update" spun by Team Paris, via Perez Hilton: ["A source close to Paris explains that the incident last
night was a result of a bad prank! Paris got a phone call from some random stranger
saying that they kidnapped Tinkerbell. Paris
was very upset and crying hysterically. When the police came to the house, the
intercom wasn't working because it hasn't been set up yet. Doug literally just
moved in to the house and none of that is finished."]
When's the last time she even saw that poor dog? How could she muster up enough earth-shattering grief to wake a neighborhood? Bitch is lying.
[Photo Credit: Are we sure they weren't arguing over "doggy-style" instead of "doggies"? It's easy to get confused if you're Hilton - she's had so much of both.]
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