What is the appeal of Adam Levine? He's seems like kind of a douche and his band (Maroon 5) sucks harder than sorority girl cleaning out a bottle of Ranch Dressing. ("How do you get a sorority girl to suck cock? Put Ranch on it!" It's one of two jokes I can actually remember, so I tell it often. Alec Baldwin and I have something in common - our penchant for tasteless humor!) Somehow Adam manages to land really hot ladies including Jessica Simpson (before she got "fat"), Sophie Monk, Paris Hilton and Kirsten Dunst, amongst many more. I'll bet he dates only blondes and calls them all "hey, baby" so he doesn't risk the embarrassment of saying the wrong name. His latest alleged conquest? Cameron Diaz! Either she's just as much of a player as he is or she has really low self-esteem. It didn't take her long to (appear to) move on from former flame, Paul Sculfor. Cam - you're a movie star, darling. You're allowed to date men of equal or greater caliber. Adam, for the record, doesn't fall into either category. [Photo Credit: X17 Online via The Daily Mail. Here's Adam and Cam out to lunch at Chateau Marmont. Not exactly the bastion of privacy for celebs, so it's a pretty interesting choice!]
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