Someone Is Seriously Misguided

Christina Aguilera has landed the lead in her first film, appropriately titled Burlesque. The plot revolves around an ambitious girl with a big voice who finds love in a Los Angeles club. Sounds just like her life! I'm confident this will go the same way as the Britney Spears flick, Crossroads. I'm sure you can recall what a cinematic triumph that turned out to be (it also starred Kim Cattrell and Justin Long, if you can believe it). It might also take the title from Mariah Carey's Glitter. So many choices! Steven Antin will direct the flick - he also helped create the script with Aguilera in mind. There's so much that can - and will - go wrong with this film, but it should make for an entertaining Razzie Award season.