Who Needs Enemies When You've Got A Dad Like Michael Lohan?

What took him so long? In a move that has surprised no one, Michael Lohan has come forward to get in the press once again offer his help to the L.A.P.D. to catch the men who tried to break-in to daughter Lindsay's home. I'm sure that's just what they need! Here's the scoop, so far: The alleged burglars arrived at the residence in a gray station wagon. One man slipped through the yard and tried to pry open the backdoor. His head was covered with both a bandana and hat, but police have obtained surveillance footage. Click here for a still of one of the suspects. The attempt was unsuccessful and the suspects drove off. The ransacked mess inside that initially alarmed cops who arrived on the scene is still the responsibility of LiLo. I guess she's been "too busy" to hire a cleaning service! Where does Michael Lohan come in? He's issued a couple of empty threats, saying that when the two are caught "they're going to have big problems." Big problems, as in they failed their mission? Or big problems in that they might be punished by having to spend time with an annoying ass?