There are women whose hair is so interesting, lush, fashionable and/or timely that they inspire a rush to the nearest hairdresser; a tabloid picture clutched in the customer's trembling hand. Chicks lined up around the block when Jennifer Aniston first made a splash on Friends to get "The Rachel" with mixed results. Posh (Victoria Beckham) was the latest celeb to send women into a frenzy with her version a reversed mullet. Kate Gosselin is not Aniston or Beckham - not even by a self-delusional long shot. I've stayed out of the Jon & Kate Plus Eight fracas because I don't watch the show. It's made for good print lately, but I feel it's a story best left to others. If you've been anywhere near another website or grocery store checkout line, then you're probably up to date on their "she said/ he shrugged his shoulders" cheating scandals. If you don't know what in the hell I'm talking about, please catch up on Evil Beet. She's been writing about this family for a long time and really knows her stuff! Anyways, Kate seems to think pretty highly of herself. Here's what she has to say about her hairstyle: 
[Kate says her spiky bob hairstyle reflects her feisty
personality.
"It's my attitude! Everybody wants it." she tells Entertainment
Weekly.
But not everybody can pull it off.
"I have very, very thick hair, so
it's not going to work for everybody," she says. "I've seen people come through
the book line with thin hair and it's just won't work. My hair stylist gets
calls from all across the country."]
Back up, thin-haired bitches. You can't have what Kate has - and frankly I don't know why you'd want to. Lady needs to get over her own damn self.
[Photo Credit: The new Gosselin Toilet Brush. It's a bargain - it'll clean your toilet, dirty mouth and floors!]
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