That's what my good friend, Nicole Richie, told me. Oh, wait - that's not me, that's Samantha Ronson. I write about all of these girls so often, I feel like they're my pals. It's a hazard of the profession, I suppose. We really need some new players on the drama/gossip scene. I'm getting worn out from all the nuances of the Lohan whirlwind. Who's doing what, when, where and with whom. Today (well yesterday, or maybe the day before) brings news that the couple, who broke up, who never confirmed they were officially back together, has broken up again. Did you catch all that? Here's some clarity because I care about you, I really do. [According to sources, Samantha Ronson has broken up with
Lindsay Lohan with a simple text message. How rude! The couple were said to
have had a falling out Monday night and along with the prodding of friend,
Nicole Richie, Sam has given Lindsay the boot once more. A source close to the
broken up couple says, "Nicole refused even to be in the same room as Lindsay."
Nicole had a birthday party for a friend that Lindsay was not invited to, and
Samantha attended anyways. This really upset Lindsay, reportedly leading to
their falling out.]
Nicole, the pregnant instigator. You've got to do something while gestating another prince or princess. I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't dump me every time someone refuses to invite me to a birthday party - I would have returned to single status a long time ago.
[Photo Credit: One of these things is not like the other one.]
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