I think it's safe to say that 2009 won't go down as Bret Michaels favorite year - though, if Rock of Love Bus is any indication, that will be about the only thing that hasn't gone down on him. We all know about his injury and subsequent humiliation at the Tony Awards - combined with the indignity that no one ever apologized for the incident. Now comes the bus crash on the 4th of July. That's right - Bret Michaels tour bus was involved in five-car pile up in Toronto. He and his "solo" band were on their way to a gig in St. Paul, Minnesota. Funny - I always thought "solo" meant a performance by one person, but it's Bret we're talking about so I guess there's some leeway. Luckily no one was seriously injured in the accident. I believe the presence of silicone boobs helped the musicians "brace for impact." [Photo Credit: You know he's so proud of this picture. To clarify: I'm not saying that Rock of Love Bus crashed, rather I'm assuming that Bret and his "solo" bandmates surely had some booty on board, cuz that's how he rolls. I'm seeing Poison, along with Def Leppard and Cheap Trick in September - I plan to report back on this issue.]
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