Better Than Ashlee Simpson


That's my ringing endorsement for Brooke Hogan. She's a little better than Asslee - only because it appears that Brooke is not lip-synching. She still looks and sounds like a forty year old hooker, but at least her pipes are clean. Click here for Ashlee's most embarrassing moment ever - the infamous Saturday Night Live appearance with her "band." She may have the nose job and the marriage, but I have the memory of an elephant. I never forget.

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