Does She Even Listen To Herself?

megan-fox-front-scream-awards-wikipedia.jpgMore total bullshit from Megan Fox. It's entertaining as hell but I'm beginning to wonder if it's some kind of grand psychological experiment. Is she testing the world's shallow meter? Are we all so wrapped up in her looks that it doesn't matter what she says? Does she even bother to check herself on all these ridiculous quotes? It's funny that what's coming out of her beautiful mouth is actually capable of making her less hot. Here's the latest

["I have 8 tattoos," she said. "My boyfriends are all required to have one. If they don't have one yet, I make them get a tattoo of my name or face," she admitted.]

Another Jolie moment for Fox. Hot, bossy and tattooed. She could stop there, but she's seems incapable of releasing a non-conflicting statement...

[Fox, 23, recently revealed that she suffers anxiety attacks if she sees her own image. "I never look at myself, even in still photographs," she said. "I panic if there is a monitor in the room. I immediately go into like an anxiety attack. I'm insecure, I think most actors are pretty insecure."]

It's like a game: "Spot the Inconsistencies" - or it least I'm going to turn it into a game, most likely one that involves drinking. Allegedly forcing whomever you date to get a tattoo of your face - and then revealing that you have anxiety attacks whenever you see your own image? A Rhodes Scholar she is not... You know the most exciting part of her day, everyday, is gazing at herself in the mirror. I really doubt she's terrified of seeing her own image. In fact, I'm positive I could find a Fox approved quote to support this fact.

[Photo Credit: Looking pretty good for being afraid to check herself out.]

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