I Guess No One Else Was Sniffing Around

Paris Hilton has succumbed to the condition all people give into when not getting laid - sex with the ex that turns into a relationship rerun. I'm amazed she's doing the backslide - I hear she really likes to move forward. This is indeed the latest - Paris and Doug "Douchebag" Reinhardt are back together! No real surprise - they both have pretty low standards. Doug must have been waiting by the phone this whole time. Now the meaning in his life has returned. How lovely. Of course the reunited lovers have taken to Twitter to let the world know of their sexual habits joy. I hope the second time around sticks for these two. Everything finds it's own level and I think this couple has definitely found theirs! Congratulations.