Jennifer Aniston Is Thrilled She Got Dumped

July 30, 2009 by
Jenna Zine
Thumbnail image for cooper-aniston-b_0.jpgA new day, a new strategy! I just wrote about Kim Kardashian's interesting take on dating and breakups. Hot on her heels is the Enquirer's assertion that Jennifer Aniston is thrilled the world thinks Bradley Cooper dumped her - because they're secretly still dating. Ha! Joke's on us, suckers. More: 

[Now it can be told: Jen Aniston's & Bradley Cooper's media "fake-out" to get sexy away from the prying eyes of the world! Jennifer Aniston's romance with Bradley Cooper is back on - in fact, it was never off. And Jen couldn't be happier that everyone believes he dumped her.

The ENQUIRER can exclusively reveal that the Friends beauty and Hangover hunk had a discreet rendezvous at a private Washington,D.C., club July 18 - exactly one month after their first public get-together at a New York restaurant. "Jen loves that everyone thinks Bradley gave her the heave-ho and that she's fooling around with Gerard Butler, her co-star in The Bounty," an insider told The ENQUIRER.

The ruse is allowing Jen and Bradley to get to know each other better out of the public spotlight. "Jen is thrilled that no one knows about her and Bradley," the insider revealed. "She's really sick of feeling like her love life is always under a microscope. Bradley is Jen's little secret."

Jen, 40, a break from filming in New York City and dashed to Washington, D.C., for a secret meeting with her new Brad, 34. The two arrived at L2 Lounge, a posh private club, at 11:30 p.m. "They sat off in a quiet corner, but Jen's smile radiated throughout the whole club," an eyewitness told The ENQUIRER. "She sipped Grey Goose vodka and pineapple and kept her hand on Bradley's leg most of the time. They weren't shy about being affectionate. Bradley kept whispering in her ear and kissing her lips and neck. They slipped out arm-in-arm about 1 a.m."]

I'm both hopeful and doubtful. I wouldn't mind seeing Jen with a steady beau. At the same time, this leak could be a convenient way to erase the stale memory of Bradley's dinner "date" with Denise Richards. The thought still makes me shudder and will be burned on my brain in a way I don't appreciate. I could see Jen and "Coop" scaling back from the public eye - but the fact that Bradley actually likes the nickname "Coop" and the Enquirer calls it "sexy time" just made me want to lose the lunch I haven't even had yet. A fling that could have been hot just turned colder than Lindsay Lohan's job hunt. 

[Photo Credit: They have hung out at some point - that's about all we know for sure.]

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