Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the purity ring wearin' Jo Bros, has become engaged! I guess he's opted for a smooth transition, from one ring to another. Kevin, 21, proposed to his girlfriend, Danielle Delesasa, 22, the other day by showing up on her doorstep and asking for her hand in marriage. No word on if he has to wait until they actually walk down the aisle to ask her to take off her underpants.[Photo Credit: I thought this was a photo of Kevin with Haylie Duff - but then I remembered she got that nose job. And she's probably had sex before, so she's out of the running.]
Meanwhile, brothers Nick and Joe deal with their sexual frustrations by practicing flips together and breaking some floorboards. Oh, sexy! I feel bad for kids that are growing up on this music. Where are the real rock stars?
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