Oh, Well That Explains It


It turns out that Paris Hilton isn't a whore - she's just playing a character, silly. Ah, that explains a lot. Now, if only I believed a word of it

[Paris wants all of us to know that the Paris Hilton that we see and have seen in the press, is just a character that she's made up. She's not real. She says that she's getting rich and making bank over being that bubbleheaded blonde bimbo, but that's not who she really is. That was the "character". In "One Night In Paris", she was just playing a "role". She also said that while she was promoting her new documentary, "Paris, Not France", that she was unaware that the sex tape portion of her character's life, was actually left in the movie.]

Hey, if you buy all that, there's also a bridge I'd like to sell ya!

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