The Only Sparks She's Seen In Awhile!

Katie Holmes "narrowly escaped" injury on the set of "Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark" after a car she had just exited caught on fire. Those are the only sparks Katie has seen since her days with ex-boyfriend, Chris Klein! Part of me thinks Katie probably wishes she was in the vehicle when it ignited. Do you ever get the feeling she kind of hopes to end it all? She looks so gaunt and depressed these days. And when I say "end it all" I mean her faux union to control midget, Tom Cruise. That guy could take a girl from lusty to sallow in a few days, much less a few years. Katie was able to bounce back from the scare by spending time with best friend daughter, Suri. A stiff belt of vodka and time with her vibrator probably helped as well...