Paris Hilton is finally having her day in court - again. This time it's to face allegations that she didn't do enough to promote her film, National Lampoon's Pledge This!, despite being one of the flick's producers. She, of course, claims she did everything she possibly could, despite not being aware of her duties. You do remember that she is the busiest person on the planet, right? It was all she could do to barely fit in the words "pledge this" amidst her busy schedule - it's just unfortunate that it happened while her mouth was full of cock. Speaking of dicks - what's happened to Doug Reinhardt since Paris dumped him? I'm beginning to suspect she had him killed - it's been awfully quiet out there...[Court rendition of Paris: This should hang in a gallery - it's perfect. I'm loving the Lindsay Lohan inspired spray tan mustache.]
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