Wouldn't it be awesome to learn that someone didn't even remember having sex with you? How about if you were carrying that person's child? That's the fate Samantha Burke has inflicted upon herself by deciding to have Jude Law's baby. Jude has catapulted himself into the realm of Gene Simmons and/or Slash territory with this latest revelation. He's instantly become way less attractive - in my mind at least. Not that my distaste for him will fuck up his program. Check it out: [It's hard being a young twentysomething lady who loves
famous people. If everyone isn't calling you a fame whore, then you're just
trying to get whatever famous person responsible for knocking you up to
remember you. A close friend of Samantha's steps up and tells E! exclusive
details of the brief relationship between the Sherlock Holmes actor and the
aspiring model. It all started once upon a time in a club: "She met him at a
club in New York," says the friend. "He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel
over the course of a week to take care of him." And then poor, sick Jude didn't remember her after she did
everything she could (even a steady dose of sex, obvi) to nurse him back to
health: "Jude didn't even remember her. She hasn't seen him since New York.
They've only been in contact through their lawyers."]
I wonder if Samantha is asking herself, "Is this really worth it?" Sure, everyone knows her name - but the rumors attached to it are a lot less pretty than she. As for Jude - yuck!
[Photo Credit: One way to fame.]
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