Damn!

jessica-simpson-bevy-of-men-wikipedia.jpgRemember that juicy little rumor floating around that Jessica Simpson was in talks to pen a tell-all about her love life? It was said to be worth big bucks - it's just a shame it's not true. Apparently Jessica's lawyer has stepped in to to demand an apology. Miss Chaste will never reveal - that just isn't ladylike! Formal details, thanks to Gossip Cop

[The lawyer is asking for a retraction to a story about how Simpson was penning a 'kiss and tell' about the men with whom she's had relationships. The article also stated that her father intended to sell the book for $5 million.

Specifically, the letter (page one, page two, page three) says that:

(1) "Joe Simpson is not brokering or attempting to broker a 'kiss and tell.'"

(2) "Miss Simpson is not working on and has no intention of publishing a book concerning her past romantic relationships."

(3) "Star's false assertions concerning supposed details of Miss Simpson's intimate interactions in her prior relationships are unseemly and scandalous."

According to the three-page letter, "Miss Simpson hereby demands that Star immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous retraction of the Article and that the magazine cease and desist from publishing any further false and misleading allegations concerning Miss Simpson."]

Argh! Disappointment is running deep on this one. However, it is a relief to know that her own father isn't brokering a book about his daughter's sexual suitors. Although I bet he's kicking himself that he didn't think of the book deal first! 

[Photo Credit: Take your pick, Jess!]

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