I'm sorry! Sometimes I'm so weak. Today was supposed to be Megan Fox blackout day in the media and I was all for it - then I ran across this perfectly compiled list, via E!, of some of Megan's most outrageous bon mots and I got sucked in. Some evil pulsated through me that said "run with it." It's probably the same evil that caused me to be a slacker and drink rum all day by the pool. Summer inertia, I'm sure of it. Thanks E! Online for fucking it up my program. You are my kryptonite. With no further ado: 2. FHM, June 2007: "I forget to flush the toilet.
Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and
didn't flush.' "
3. GQ, September 2008: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy, she
makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."
4. New York Post, November 2008: "I'm obsessed with
[Zac Efron]. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person. It's
like Janet and Michael [Jackson]. We are the same person."
5. Esquire, May 2009: "Let me tell you what it's really
about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being
molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them
struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little
girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music
involved."
6. GQ, October 2008: "If you eat Chinese food, your
farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out
like Mexican food. And milk, it's like--you can smell the warmth in the
fart."
7. Comic-Con, July 2009: "I would eat Rob Pattinson so
that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty. I
want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair."
8. Esquire, May 2009: "I have no question in my mind
about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who
was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty
that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
9. GQ, June 2009: "When you think about it [actors are]
kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone,
touching someone...It's really kind of gross."
[Photo Credit: Sigh.]
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