I Feel Like There Was A Point To This...

So, I'm on an impromptu road trip. Something that was supposed to fun has turned kind of hellish. Perhaps there's some U.S. holiday I'm not aware of - because the insane amount of traffic on the highway seems to indicate this to be the case. That space between my car and the vehicle in front of me? That's a little bit of breathing room for safety, not for someone to pass on the right. The slamming on the brakes was really exciting - I'm just bummed I didn't get the memo that we were all gonna stop short outside of the town limits for no reason. As a treat, at the end of an extremely long day of driving, was the motel that advertised internet - which didn't work. I assume at some point this experiment will take a turn for the better. Oh - in the meantime, here's a naked Helena Christensen in an extremely awkward pose. She looks better than I feel, if that gives you any clue.