It breaks my heart to say this, it really does. I don't know where Michael Cera found his big head, but it certainly seems to fit. The former cutie is turning into a slimeball - and fast. Cera has famously held out on the rest of the cast of Arrested Development and now he's breaking hearts. Details? Oh, yes:"Charlyne is beyond sad," says a source. "And the breakup is so much harder because she'll have to see him on tour." The three-year relationship fell victim to Michael's skyrocketing career, says the source. His shoots kept them apart for long stretches of time- and it didn't help that Michael, 21, has become a bit of a heart-throb.
"He's been with her since before he was super-famous, and
now all these girls fawn all over him," says the source. "He's just itching to
date other people. As hard as it will be for Charlyne, he'll probably be out
with someone else very soon."]
Yeah, he's ready to get out on the scene. Forgot long-term unconditional love with someone who knows you. It's time to get your dick wet, dude! Have fun. And really nice timing, by the way. Very classy. All those geek-lovin' fans are in for a treat.
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