Well, isn't that special! Claire Danes is set to wed fellow actor Hugh Dancy - and she now (conveniently) believes in monogamy. Claire, as you may or may not remember, was the 'other woman' who had a hand in breaking up Mary-Louise Parker's long-term relationship with baby-daddy Billy Crudup. I hope Mary-Louise is getting her best sexy ready - it's time for a little game of tit for tat! Details:
[Claire Danes, who was famously blamed for breaking up
ex-boyfriend Billy Crudup's relationship with a pregnant Mary-Louise Parker,
has subsequently given a lot of thought to the subject of monogamy. "I was
talking to my friend about [whether it] is feasible, is it realistic?"
Danes muses in September's BlackBook, adding, "I resolved that there isn't
really a better model. We just can't shake monogamy. It definitely demands a
kind of rigor and discipline and selflessness. But it's also fun." Danes
is now engaged to Brit actor Hugh Dancy.]
I don't know how comforted I would feel if I were Hugh Dancy. I'm in a years-long relationship and it doesn't take a large amount of discipline to keep someone from entering my vagina. I'd be kind of bummed if my fiance considered not sticking his penis somewhere else a 'selfless' act. To each his/her own. I guess it might be more of a challenge if I were a blonde movie star instead of a brunette blogger...
[Photo Credit: Ah, the strain of not fucking around.]

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