David Hasselhoff was reportedly hospitalized for alcohol poisoning yesterday, says The Los Angeles Times. But don't worry! This has happened since...May!
But don't worry! He wasn't drunk! It was just the chaotic results of an ear infection and a misunderstanding (which sounds similar and just as insane as when Mischa Barton was put on psychiatric hold because she had her wisdom teeth pulled). Yes, "Team Hasselhoff" is telling everyone that the drugs for his ear infection screwed up his equilibrium, according to TMZ.
I would love to hear a conversation go that wrong.
"Damn, my ear is seriously bothering me."
"Your beer is seriously bothering you?"
"No, my ear."
"No more beer?"
"My ear!"
"More beer? Listen, you've probably had enough and you're getting pretty loud. God, you're an angry drunk."
"I'm not drunk, you dickhead! My ear infection is just bothering me. Damn."
"What? You're so drunk that you were browsing through pictures of your hot sister on my computer, under my login?"
"Wait...what...?"
"And now you just want to blame the whole thing about strippers coming over on me when you totally dialed the phone and made that purchase?"
"I have no idea what you're-"
"And now you want me take all of your money and put it in my wallet, just because you're so drunk?"
"I didn't say any of that!"
"Ok, that's it. I'm taking you to the hospital. You clearly have alcohol poisoning."
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