As I'm sure you've already heard, Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested this week for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy. I love that the second charge is personalized (as if there was a specific charge for that, or even something else: "You are charged with the crimes of assault, battery and striking your child's tutor...for teaching dark magic").
But the two (who resemble Laurel & Hardy more than Bonnie & Clyde) were released from the West Texan jail they were at after each posting their $20,000 bail, according to The Associated Press.
The Texan town, Marfa, apparently has had known Hollywood attention before, as The Associated Press goes on to point out that the films Giant, There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men have all been filmed right around there.
They are now going back to Santa Barbara to await...whatever. That sounds nice. It's like taking the criminals of Australia's first penal colony to trial at the French Riveria during "Boob Week."
Wait, does such a thing as "Boob Week" exist? Is that real? Ugh. I always do this. I make things up to get others excited and then I get more excited about them than anybody.
Sigh. Journalism school taught me nothing.
[Photo Credit] - The Washington Post

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