Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Getting Happily Married...After Only A Month

  I have to be honest here: I don't keep very good tabs on the Kardashians. I think they're obnoxious, all of them. And then when I do pay attention, it's only because a good picture of Kim in a bikini shows up online (which seems to be every waking second, as the only thing she seems to love more than the beach is media attention). And, even then, I only learned about Kim Kardashian because of a sex tape (damn, it sounds like I still get my news the same way I did in eighth grade).

Anyway, the point is that I don't really keep up with any of them beyond their names passing in and out of gossip columns and party conversations. So, apparently, Khloe Kardashian is marrying Lamar Odom from the Los Angeles Lakers. Shrug. Whatever. Except they've only been dating for a month. And this seems stupid, even by celebrity standards...even by Kardashian standards, really.

Yes, the new couple is possibly becoming everlasting this Sunday, according to The San Francisco Chronicle. I don't understand how this makes senes to people. Everything seems great after only a month. You might as well be high on morphine the entire time. 

Dman, in the Kardashian world, I'd probably become engaged to every girl who ever looked at me sweetly before I thought about doing naughty things to her. Ugh. And it's not even until you're dating a girl for, like, three months when you have the longer talks that lead to finding out that the girl is into oddball shit like the Arizona Fireball.

Sigh. Relationships, man, so gnar.

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