All Kinds Of Cheatin' Goin' On

Isn't that the title of a country song? Hot on the heels of the David Letterman scandal comes the allegation revelation that Matthew Knowles (commonly referred to as "Beyonce's dad") may have fathered a love child. The whiff of summer is already becoming a faint memory - but the lasting evidence of what certain men chose to do with their penises will stay with us forever. Who says you can't stop time? The ensuing drama seems a fitting punishment for one half of the unholy union responsible for the spawn of "Single Ladies - Put A Ring On It."