Hey y'all - I hope you're sitting down because I have some very BIG news! Are you ready? Jennifer Aniston is ready to adopt a baby and she's still not over Brad Pitt. Yeah. What do you think about that? If they can put a man on the moon, they can surely put a baby in Aniston's arms. Details, via What Would Tyler Durden Do and Now magazine: [Every few months someone takes the "Jennifer Aniston is
adopting" story from a few months earlier, changes all the nouns and then
prints it again, so if this turns out to be true it would be astounding, but
the UK magazine Now says she made a secret trip to an orphanage in Mexico
earlier this month. The "source" says Aniston will buy the baby from the Casa
Hogar Sion orphanage. Oh it sounds just lovely.
"Jen has been plowing money into the orphanage for years,
just as her ex Brad has, and to adopt a baby from there makes perfect sense,"
adds the insider. "She and Brad will never be -- she knows that -- but this bond
through the baby will live on, no matter what. Brad and Angelina Jolie can
never escape from that."
The orphanage's owner, Carmen Gonzalez, confirmed
Jen's visit, saying, "She got on with all the children, but spent most of her
time with the babies. She loved them. She was in the nursery for a long time,
playing with them and cuddling them."]
So, are they saying that Jen and Brad donate money to the same orphanage - so by proxy Jen adopting from this orphanage means they will share a bond through a child that Brad has never met? This is awesome! It's like time, space and reality have no meaning. Great news - I get how this works. I've been "plowing" my money into DVDs featuring Brad; meanwhile Brad's been plowing his money into his kids. So, it's kind of like we're together raising his kids because some of the money I spend goes to feed his children. I too have always wanted to be a mom and I really like Shiloh. Play-dates for everyone!
[Photo Credit: I felt this pic was as good as any, since the story is not true anyways!]
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