Another Miley Cyrus post? It's her world, we just get to live in it bitches! Miley "Don't You Know Who I Am" Cyrus is famous, but not famous enough to make the Twilight cut. Or to get served a burger - take your pick. Though Miley has unreasonable amount of opportunities, cash flow and daddy-love, that isn't enough for our hooker-in-training. There's a 'tween phenomenon going on, and Cyrus is being left out. Oh, my heart is breaking. She already slammed the popular franchise once, now she's back with more trash-talking. If there's one thing Miley is good at, it's talking the trash! You know who else is good at that game? Katie Holmes. I'll bet you didn't see that coming - that's what Tom Cruise said! Details, via Litely Salted (formerly Webster's Is My Bitch):
[Katie Holmes and two friends went to a Manhattan movie
theater to catch a showing of Twilight: New Moon last weekend, and she and her
friends proceeded to act like giant bitches by talking through the whole movie
and ruining it for everyone.
"Katie talked through all of 'New Moon.' It was unbelievable - they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie." (Source)
So why didn't anyone want to shush Katie Holmes again? If some asshole blabbed through my favorite movie, I don't care if she's Queen Shit of Turd Mountain, we're going to have a serious problem.]
I wish I had been in that movie theater! Oh, perchance to dream. Needless to say, I wouldn't have a problem shushing Holmes. Perhaps Miley and Katie should do lunch - sounds like they have a lot in common! And by "a lot in common" I mean acting like bitches.
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