I'm sure Jennifer Lopez is having difficulty remembering that period in time at the moment! Though I'm no fan of J.Lo's, it's difficult not to feel a little sorry for her right now. Her first husband, Ojani Noa, must be in desperate need of attention, cash or both. He first came at Jennifer with a book, which was not published. Last month it was the filming of a "mockumentary" about their marriage, which Jenny was trying to shut down. And now? Yes, it's the ever-present sex tape! I don't know when, or if, common sense will ever kick in for the famous folk. Do not film or photograph anything you wouldn't want the public to see - ever. Anyway, here are the deets on Lopez's Paris Hilton moment: [Remember Jennifer Lopez's short lived first marriage to
Ojani Noa? Yea, well he obviously does because he's pimping out an 11 hour sex
tape of himself with Jenny from the block. The National Enquirer claims to have
seen it and says it includes JLo staring at herself in the mirror in nothing
but a bra and panties (big freaking deal), scenes of Ojani chasing her around
the bedroom. But wait! There's more! They play sex games and the tape also
includes a nasty fight with her mother. Jenny is battling Ojani to prevent the
release of the tape right now.]
Why doesn't it surprise me to hear that part of Jenny from the Block's sexy time includes staring at herself? You know her one true love is her own face! At any rate, it doesn't sound like Noa is much of a class act - and frankly that tape sounds damn boring. As far as the release? I don't think it'll see the light of day. If there's one thing J.Lo is very, very good at, it's getting her way...
[Photo Credit: If she only knew then what she knows now!]
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