Anyone who follows the tabloids voraciously (or even casually, in this case) could guess that the Angelina Jolie/Johnny Depp "will they or won't they" stories would be coming soon. Angelina and Johnny have signed up to costar in The Tourist and, as expected, the film will contain some steamy scenes. The media is now waiting with bated breath - will the sex scenes devolve into a real life affair? If we're banking on Jolie's history, the answer is yes! Details, via Jezebel: [The editors of this magazine (Life & Style) got a draft of the script for
The Tourist, a new flick that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp have signed on
for. And there are sexy scenes! For instance: "The outline of her naked
body is visible in the shower," the script teases. "Frank walks to
the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Kara against the
glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him
back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back." Since Angie has
hooked up with costars before (Jenny Shimuzu, Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob
Thornton, maybe Colin Farrell, definitely Brad Pitt), and they're both Geminis,
it is clear that they MUST fuck while filming. There's a great sidebar about
how Angie and Johnny have so much in common: They both love France! Their kids
love Pirates!]
I don't need anymore evidence - it's on, indeed! Clearly no one would be surprised if Jolie misbehaved - the only question is if Depp would succumb to her charms. My guess is no - Johnny is far from his wild past and seems happily settled with his partner, Vanessa Paradis. He also seems too smart to fall for something so obvious. Then again, that was my hope for Brad Pitt - and we all know how that panned out! I don't believe Pitt is the last stop for Jolie - I just hope her next gravy career train isn't Depp...
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