Move over Brad Pitt, Charlie Sheen is in tha house! More details have been released (as you knew they would be) in the awful alleged altercation that occurred between Charlie and his wife Brooke Muller Sheen on Christmas Eve. Bizarrely enough, the new information includes a scuffle over a lullaby. Say what? A summary from E! Online: According to a police affidavit, Sheen claims the Christmas Day blowout was sparked when he told Mueller about a song he shares with one of his and ex-wife Denise Richards' two daughters. A source tells us the daughter is the oldest of the two, 5-year-old Sam.
The song apparently has something to do with a Christmas
present Sheen bought for Sam. Sheen has told people that Mueller became upset
and wanted to know why she and Sheen didn't have a similar song, the source
says.
"Charlie says she is really jealous of his daughters, especially after he and Denise finally started getting along," the source says. The source also says Mueller has become increasingly suspicious of Sheen because of his past substance abuse issues and fondness for call girls. "Obviously the fight wasn't just about the song," the source says. "Nothing excuses what Charlie may have done, but there's more there."
The source said many around the couple believe that both of
them need help. "They've got to think about those two little boys,"
the source said, referring to Sheen and Mueller's 9-month-old twin sons, Bob
and Max. "But yeah, I think it will end in divorce."]
And the wicked roundup, via What Would Tyler Durden Do:
[Charlie Sheen has been arrested so many times it's hard to keep up, but at least 5 times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes, and credit card fraud. He was not arrested when he shot Kelly Preston in the arm or when he allegedly threatened to kill Denise Richards and their kids or when he maybe killed a hooker.
Three days ago he was arrested again for second-degree
assault, menacing and criminal mischief after he choked his wife and now it's
being reported he threatened her with a knife. This sucks for her but Charlie
Sheen is a violent, drug addicted piece of shit and always has been. Of course
he tried to kill her. If I owned a health insurance company, that's one thing
I'd look for. Do you smoke, do you drink, and are you married to Charlie Sheen?
If you answered yes to any of those, fuck you. What am I, made out of money.]
Sheen has never changed his alleged relationship M.O., so this doesn't exactly come as a surprise. Not that it makes it okay, by a long shot. It seems weird to me that a guy with that kind of track record still keeps landing ladies. A quick Google search would alert even the softest heart that Charlie is not a good bet. One lady who could tame him? The countess of bad-ass, Ms. Angelina Jolie. At least she wouldn't shy away from the knife play or the kids from other wombs.
[Photo Credit: Once again, a couple in happier times. We seem to be saying that a lot around here lately...]
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