Courtney Love Crawls On DJ Qualls

courtney-love-dj-qualls-side-separate-pics.jpgCourtney Love grabbed herself an early Christmas present - some new man meat! The voracious crazy must have trouble nabbing dates - anyone who's had access to any kind of media within the past decade knows what a nutcase Love is reputed to be. Then again, DJ Qualls looks to be all of ninety pounds - all Courtney had to do was wave a shot of tequila in front of him and it was probably on. Details, courtesy of Allie Is Wired and Page Six

[It is WAY too early in the morning to be envisioning the Empress of Coke and Skeletor's protégé making sexy times. Alas, here we are on a Monday morning recovering from a justified vodka-palooza filled weekend and Love has got herself some fresh blood. Courtney Love sunk her raptor claws into DJ Qualls. Who? You say? Don't worry, I had to Google the boy too. DJ is the manorexic from "Road Trip" and "The New Guy."

She partied at 1Oak with her band-mates. As Nirvana tracks played on the sound system, Love started making out with Qualls in front of astonished onlookers. In true Courtney style, she then dragged Qualls -- a close pal of "Twilight" actress Nikki Reed -- off to Scores until the early hours of Thanksgiving morning.

A source said, "Courtney was partying at 1Oak with her band and Qualls, who was on the next table, introduced himself. They hit it off and ended up talking very closely and making out. She was all over him. Courtney then dragged him and her band to Scores." A source at the famous jiggle joint said Courtney, Qualls and her bandmates stayed until closing, stumbling out at 4 a.m.]

I love the "Nirvana tracks played on the sound system" detail - as if Love even remembers who Kurt Cobain is at this point. She's probably like, "I love this music. What is it?" As for Qualls, let's not forget DJ's excellent work in "Hustle & Flow." It's hard out there for a pimp - and no one busts balls harder on the pimp action than Courtney Love. Treat him nice Court, you only get one shot at the poor woman's version of Edward Norton!

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