Hand-Holding Is Usually A Sweet Gesture. In This Instance, Not So Much.

December 29, 2009 by
Jenna Zine
Thumbnail image for tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel-separate-pics.jpgTiger Woods and "head mistress" Rachel Uchitel were spotted holding hands recently at a party in Palm Beach, Florida. When I think of hand-holding, I think of a sweet romance like the (now-defunct) Taylor & Taylor combo of Swift and Lautner. I don't think of an alleged sex addict and the woman willing to chuck every semblance of self-esteem to be with him. That's just me. I, not unlike Tiger, am not alone. Celebitchy, one of my favorite sites, shares my view. Here is the breakdown, courtesy of CB: 

[Mistress Rachel Uchitel is gunning to be the next Mrs. "look the other way at the sparkly jewelry" Woods. Entertainment Tonight reports that Tiger emerged from his party boat to attend a holiday party on Uchitel's arm. The two were spotted holding hands at a big shindig on Sunday. Instead of going to the press and cashing in with a quick interview, Uchitel got a hefty settlement and is in it for the long haul. She doesn't care that Tiger's mistress list has reached over a dozen, she's the head bitch and she's going to run things from now on. Tiger needed some fake boobs to lean on after the scandal and Uchitel flew right down to provide some synthetic cushioning. She's also selling her condo in Vegas with the help of OK! Magazine so that she can be by Tiger's side full time.

Tiger ultimately did leave his wife for Rachel as he promised in that rambling e-mail. He had to get busted first, but she doesn't care. She's getting paid handsomely for her services. It beats wrangling up celebrities for clubs. Meanwhile Rachel is modeling her bikini on the beach and issuing dumb denials to celebrity outlets. She has cover all her bases in case the Tiger gig runs out sooner rather than later.]

Good for them, I guess. It sounds like they deserve each other. My main concern is that Tiger's estranged wife, Elin Nordegren, gets a hefty settlement and finds love in the arms of someone much more deserving. Preferably someone wildly famous so that her happiness can be flaunted from the front page of tabloids and taunt Tiger for life. 

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