Dina Lohan has always seemed eager to sell off her eldest daughter, Lindsay Lohan, to the highest bidder - and now there's website to make the process all the easier! Here's the perfect place to shop for those Christmas gifts - order now! Details, via Celebitchy: [Lindsay Lohan's mom has started a website called "Lohan
House" as an easily mocked way to sell the family's castoffs online, many at a
hefty price. It looks like the Lohans are hurting after those reality show
checks dried up. Along with selling old clothing, shoes and purses,
LohanHouse.com has a "news" section that is both undated and out of date. The
site makes references to the Lohan's reality show on E!, "Living Lohan," as if
it's still going on despite the fact that it ended over a year ago. Dina even
claimed this summer that the show ended because E! wanted her to fake a
pregnancy.
In "Lohan House" the Lohans are still relevant, Lindsay is
still getting work and "Living Lohan" is still on the air. Coupled with their
unwanted luxury goods, the dubious Lohan "news" is enough to make you feel a
tinge sorry for the youngest Lohans: Ali, 15, and Cody, 13. (There's also
Michael Lohan, Jr., 21, a student at Ithaca College who Jezebel calls
"refreshingly normal" and Lindsay of course. Anyone that's no longer a teenager
can fend for themselves in that family, and they obviously do.)]
Next up, personal appearances at your own home or holiday party by Lindsay herself! Bid on a package deal - some come with gowns and allegedly stolen jewelry!
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