We're Back In Love, Thanks To John Mayer!

[The first version of this story was "John Mayer is probably nailing Lindsay Lohan". But in later versions, the story changed. Since I like the first version, I'll bring you that one as a starter. Apparently, John Mayer and Lindsay Lohan were hanging out a few night ago, and E! claims Lindsay's "sights" were set on Mayer. Her "sights" being "her cracked out glassy eyes". E! has a source who claimed: "She would follow his every move. He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it." After their night of dancing and drinking and flirting, Lohan crack tweeted: "@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face J". Yeah. I don't know what it means either.

Anyhoodle, later versions of this story are still spinning. Actually, I don't know if these stories are from the same night, or if Mayer and Lohan hung out several nights in a row or what. But now sources are claiming that Mayer has reunited Samantha Ronson and Lohan. Because that's what douches do. They reunite mentally unstable drug addicts with their enablers, and expect to be called a "good guy".]

More details of the evening, courtesy of Celebitchy and via Gatecrasher: 

[Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together - with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night. And Mayer may have worked a miracle.

"Lindsay and Sam didn't arrive together," says a partygoer. "Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting." According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat far away on the opposite side - much to LiLo's dismay.

"Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down," says the snitch. "She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam."

We're not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later. The source notes that after Mayer's intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content - and (dare we say it?) stable.

"Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages," the spy says. "Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling." In between watching Ronson, Lohan hung out with the likes of movie critic Ben Lyons and singer/songwriter Blake Ian.

Mayer, having done his good deed for the week, ducked out before Linds and Sam did - but not without a hug from LiLo and a more-than-friendly goodbye from a scantily clad blond. "Lindsay and Sam both stayed past 3," the partygoer says. "They didn't leave together, but they definitely ended the night on good terms."]

But wait! Does the alleged Mayer-inspired reunion with Sam mean there's no credence to the breaking story that Lindsay was seen kissing Jessica Alba's husband, Cash Warren? Oh, what a tangled web she's weaved - and not just that mess she calls hair! Stay tuned for all things Lohan...

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