Not Lindsay Lohan for her crimes against fashion. Not Ali Lohan for her crimes against youth and aging. Not even Dina Lohan for her crimes against motherhood. Those Lohan brothers are actually smart enough to stay off the radar. With the field significantly narrowed, I guess that only leaves...father Michael Lohan! Details, via Bitten & Bound: On January 21, Michael's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, 34, claims that he called her at her place of work. This is in direct violation of a court order of protection that prevents him from contacting her for any reason. Lohan, 49, was arrested yesterday morning and charged with criminal contempt. This is a second strike for Michael, who was arrested in December for the same offense. Lohan's attorney claims that his client is a "victim of fabrication."]
"A victim of fabrication" - funny, that seems to describe the entire Lohan clan. It's difficult to think of someone creepier than Michael Lohan. His brief friendship with Jon Gosselin was the axis of total fame-fuckery - it was kind of a shame to see it go by the wayside. Lindsay certainly brings a lot of trouble on all by herself - but having a father like this certainly can't be helping matters.
[Photo Credit: By Lemony Sarah. The look of an "innocent" man.]
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