Let's wrap up the week with more bitter, jealous rage - courtesy of Angelina Jolie. I'm sure you're aware of Brad Pitt's completely awesome project - the one where he's helping rebuild an amazing city that our own government basically left for dead after Hurricane Katrina. Apparently Angie doesn't like any competition on the saintly front - she allegedly hates New Orleans! Say it isn't so. Details, via Us Weekly: It seems that the resilient Louisiana city isn't Jolie's cup
of tea, and it threatens to drive a wedge between her and Pitt, 46. "Brad
loves spending time in New Orleans, but Angie doesn't," the source
divulges in the new issue of Us Weekly. "They fight because of it...she
keeps yelling at him that she hates New Orleans and never wants to go
back."
Friends say Pitt is devoted to the Mardi Gras burg because
it allows him to indulge in his passions for architecture and environmentalism
(he established a foundation to build 150 "green" homes in the wake
of Hurricane Katrina). If the actor had his way, he'd love settle down in the
southern town with Jolie and their six kids.
But Jolie "gets really bored" there, and would
prefer staying at Chateau Miraval, their 1000-acre, $70 million estate in
Provence, France -- and continue traveling the world. Yet Pitt has lost the
globetrotting bug. "He's tired of it!" the source says.]
So, in this analogy, "New Orleans" is "Jennifer Aniston" and "Chateau Miraval" is "Angelina - the sexy siren." I think it's safe to assume, based on this unscientific study, that Brangelina are fighting about Jen again. Brad longs to stay in New Orleans (i.e. Aniston) where he can live in comfort, without being bossed around the globe (i.e. Jolie). Meanwhile, one thing Angelina doesn't hate are orphans - specifically the ones in Haiti. Brad can keep Nola - Angie is ready to take on the world! Speaking of do-gooders and telethons, don't forget to check out George Clooney's fundraiser for Haiti this evening - for real.
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[Photo Credit: Angelina says "Grrr!" to you Nola!]
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