Us Weekly concedes that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have yet to break up - but they will, my pretties! (And evil cackling commences...) Turns out there's plenty to fight about at the Jolie-Pitt household - and this week it centers around who's doing what for the kids at the top the list. Details, via Us Weekly: Sources tell Us Weekly that Jolie, 34, often feels she's shouldering the parental burden of their six kids, Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 18 months. "Angie felt like Brad wasn't pulling his weight," says an insider.
She's "exhausted and has been overwhelmed" with
the kids, adds another. "She has nannies, but she wants to do it herself.
Her kids are all in different stages now, running around, needing
attention."
Jolie -- whom one source describes as a "type A" who "runs the household" -- is demanding on Pitt, 46, even down to the last detail, Us Weekly reports. "She'll yell at him when he makes the eggs too runny or burns something," says a source, who points out how Pitt prides himself as "a Mr. Mom who loves to cook."
Their spats have gotten so bad recently, one source notes, Pitt took to "calling her a bitch behind her back."]
And then he whips out his phone and texts Jennifer Aniston! Believe me, I want all of this to be true. Adios Angie - hola to a Brad and Jen reunion. I'd like to see Brad go back to blonde (both on his head and in his bed) and I think Shiloh deserves a nicer mommy. But I'm ready for some action, goddamn it! Enough of this five year cock-tease. Let's make like the prom and get it on.
[Us Weekly magazine cover. The Bitch-Back title is also an ode to Ted Casablanca's column/blog, The Awful Truth. Full of dirt - check it out!]
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