Contingency Plans

reggie-bush-and-kim-kardashian-back-up-dance.0.0.0x0.350x399.jpegIf I were Kim Kardashian, I would not be jumping for joy at the thought of Reggie Bush's proposal. Then again, if I were Reggie Bush I wouldn't be exactly thrilled to be marrying Kim K. Perhaps the complete lameness on both ends cancels each other out? We all know Kim has been sweating bullets (delicately, of course) as her family begins to gain more traction in the fame game. She's the one that did all the work, damn it - and now her sisters are horning in. The bootylicious Kardashian has a plan - but will it backfire? She apparently has on again/off again boyfriend Reggie back in the fold - and even has him agreeing to propose, with one caveat. Details from Page Six, via Celebitchy

[Kim Kardashian might be rooting harder than anyone for the New Orleans Saints. She told a radio interviewer her longtime boyfriend, running back Reggie Bush, made a deal with her: If the Saints win the Super Bowl, he'll propose to the voluptuous reality star. Some cynics joked on Saturday that Bush might throw the game, but it seemed from his stellar performance that he's eager to get hitched. He's now just two wins away from holy matrimony.]

Umm, sure. Call me a romantic, but shouldn't love conquer all? Like, he won't marry her if he doesn't win - for real? How badly could Reggie really want to be getting hitched? Of course, it doesn't matter with this brilliant PR move. More details, via Celebitchy

[The Kardashian sisters are still trying to one-up each other. Kourtney has the baby, Khloe has the husband, and poor Kim only has some farty fragrance ads. But soon Kim might have a fiancée! Of course it comes with caveats. Like, Reggie Bush will only propose to Kim if the Saints win the Super Bowl. Which is... football, yes, I know. So if Reggie plays really well and the Saints still lose, that means Kim is out of luck, I guess. Kim and Reggie have been dating for around two years, although they did break up for a few months last summer. They got back together in September and Kim's been pushing for a serious commitment ever since. Ever since her sisters were out-doing her, that is. A source told Us Weekly: "They took a few months off and couldn't be apart. The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were. [Khloe's] wedding made [Kim] miss [Reggie], so she flew to see him." Now, I'm not saying Reggie and Kim are a bad couple or anything, because I actually think they're kind of cute together. But I do think this is mainly about sisterly competition rather than a real desire to build a life together.]

The story might be bogus, but the damage (or success) stays! Either way, I don't think these two will make it down the aisle. Although, it's always nice to have a backup plan.

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