Favorite "Reveals" Of 2009

CDAN Blind Item #1: So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.  Levi Johnston & AnnaLynne McCord

CDAN Blind Item #2: Spectacular is the one word to describe today's blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn't shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public.  John Mayer is revealed as the fling. The name of the chef is not revealed, leading me to my personal assumption of Rachel Ray. I could see RR wanting to get freaky for a night and JM not minding "taking one for the team." He probably appreciated a little meat after his relationship with Jennifer Aniston! 

CDAN Blind Item #3: This engagement is fairly new, but I definitely smell trouble. This Golden Globe nominated/winner B list movie actress has been entertaining a fairly steady stream of men at her fiance's home. Her fiance is a B list television actor on a very hit show. He must know this is going on as our actress doesn't hide what she has been doing and with whom but our actor doesn't seem to care.  Emily Blunt & John Krasinski. Say what? This is the one that really shocked the hell out of me. I know I can be foolishly optimistic, but I thought these two were sweet together. Will the new year bring a breakup or marriage announcement for this couple? All I know is that I want more details!

CDAN Blind Item #4: This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won't break into your house and take your things. Just saying. Lindsay Lohan. Okay, this one is not surprising - but entertaining nonetheless. When will she reach her "wake-up call" moment?

Thanks to Entertainment Lawyer for the juicy news! It's been a great way to start 2010. Speaking of which, I hope you all had a fabulous time saying goodbye to 2009. I sincerely hope this new chapter brings you everything you want - and then some. It's great to be back online with you!

[Photo Credit: I suspect John Mayer will most appreciate the photo and publicity. Happy 2010, John!]