I Was Robbed!

Thumbnail image for brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-the-end-star-mag-cvr.jpgOf sleep, that is. Waking up at four in the morning and failing to fall back into slumber has me feeling spun. My cat constantly pulls the covers off me, which reminds me of my own birth. The top half of my body is hanging out, crying that it's cold. The other half is warm and just wants to stay in. I'm giving you the background to explain my state of mind. Let's pick up where we left off on Friday - with Brangelina. Rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially breaking up. For real, this time. Perhaps it's the insanity borne from my lack of sleep, but I actually believe this is true. The reason? Bitten & Bound has reported that Brad and Angie's reps have declined to comment on the Daily Mail story - which seems odd for the normally on-the-ball team. This also reignites my interest in why the couple decided not to attend the recent Golden Globe Awards. Too much tension to face the public? Maybe so. Of course the hottest news is the fact that Brad and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston were at the telethon to help Haiti. This marks the first time the two have been in the same place, at the same time, without Angelina's supervision. Interesting! Details, via The Daily Mail

[Jolie says he's 'boring and toxic'. Brad says she needs to see a shrink. Now, as the world's most famous couple divide up six children and nine houses, the REAL question is: Will he go back to his ex?

Gone 10pm in the award-winning Alto restaurant in Midtown Manhattan, and the world's most famous showbusiness couple have already been there for four hours. They've sunk five bottles of wine (two red, two white and an Italian dessert wine) and eaten a four-course dinner, while the friends they were discussing charity work with have long gone.

Now, as fellow diners including actor Alec Baldwin look on, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are struggling to keep their emotions in check. He looks close to tears as he tells the mother of their children that she needs to get psychiatric help or he will leave her. She hisses back to Brad that she's bored with him, she considers him 'toxic' and wants him out of her life.

It is said to be this dinner, earlier this month, that finally sealed the fate of the Brangelina story which has fascinated the world ever since Brad left Jennifer Aniston six years ago to be with Angelina, his co-star in Mr And Mrs Smith, the film he was working on.

When the pair left the restaurant an hour later, Angelina looked grim and determined. Brad wore an expression of deep concern as they stepped into their large people-carrier. Were their strained looks an indication of what was going through their minds? For it was reported yesterday that a few days later the pair walked into a Beverly Hills lawyer's office to finalise the terms of their split. Although they never married, they have six children, a £205 million fortune, and several homes between them.

Compared to their years of rows with differing opinions on everything from how to bring up their children to art and world poverty, their meeting at the lawyer appears to have gone smoothly. They will have joint custody of the children, who will live with Angelina.]

Large people carrier? God, the Brits are awesome! I want an accent and new terms for everyday things. Sigh. Anyway, I would highly recommend checking out the Daily Mail's Brangelina split story in it's entirety - it's chockfull of interesting tidbits! I might be delirious, but I think this might be it. Finally, the demise of the most famously annoying relationship in the world. I feel like it's my birthday, six months early...

[Star Magazine Cover: Can I get a witness?]

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