Katy Perry's Twitter account was hacked! And by "hacked" Katy means that she left her Twitter page logged in and her computer open - and her wiley producer took full advantage of the moment. Details from Contact Music, via Litely Salted: [Katy Perry was left red-faced after her producer hacked into
her Twitter.com account to post a series of embarrassing messages.
The "I Kissed
A Girl" hitmaker was stunned when she discovered Lukasz Gottwald, also known as
Dr. Luke, logged onto her page and wrote obscene comments for all her friends
and fans to see. One post read, "Is it normal to have the recurrent rash
with blisters on my vagina???" while another said, "Oops I cr**ped my
pants! It's messy. What should I do?" After realising she'd been pranked,
Perry blasted the songwriter, writing, "Hey stop! I leave my computer for
one second. Stop hacking my Twitter."]
Dang, he must be really pissed at her for not finishing those songs! The two already engaged in Tweet war when Dr. Luke jokingly said she couldn't leave the studio and go home to her fiance (Russell Brand) until she completed her work. But now he's taken it to the next level and made Perry's vagina a Trending Topic on Twitter. And she's paying him for this? More, from the MTV Newsroom:
[Meanwhile, some of Perry's most famous followers got in on
the action. "Katy Perry's vagina is trending! Amazing!" wrote Perez
Hilton on his Twitter. "Let's get Katy Perry's vagina to #1 y'all!"
Plenty of people followed suit, including Cobra Starship frontman Gabe Saporta,
burlesque performer Dita Von Teese, former Letters to Cleo singer Kay Hanley
and Paris Hilton.
In the end, Perry apologized to her mother (again) and
signed out of Twitter for the night. In the end, it was Dr. Luke who had the
last laugh. "I told you I make number ones biatch!" he tweeted.
"Now 'Katy Perry's Vagina' is the #1 trending topic!" As Perry
learned, sometimes the Internet is like the ocean: You never want to turn your
back to it for too long.]
Ah, the fantastic day and age we live in: Jessica Simpson's flatulence and Katy Perry's vagina are top stories. Who says there's a double standard for women? I'm sure we'll be hearing about Gerard Butler's bowel movement's and Tom Cruise's penis tomorrow...
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[Photo Credit: This one goes out to you, vagina!]
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