Russell Brand Goes All Fabio On Katy Perry's Ass

Thumbnail image for katy-perry-russell-brand-taj-mahal-twit-pic.jpgRussell Brand must have a secret stash of Harlequin romance novels tucked away in his London pad. In fact, he must have studied that shit like he was trying to get into medical school by absorbing the knowledge between the pages. We all know that Russell and Katy Perry are engaged, after four blissful months of dating, but now we're privy to how it all went down. That's what she said. Details from The Sun, via Bunny With Fangs!

[The star planned every detail of the New Year's Eve encounter - right down to what his wife-to-be would wear. Earlier in the day he took Katy to an ancient fort and bought her a £600 traditional Indian dress for the night.

A hotel worker said: "He had organised a special dining experience. We set a table in a garden with candles everywhere. They arrived in a horse and carriage with a glass of champagne and we served them dinner. At midnight they enjoyed fireworks while sitting on an elephant, which Mr Brand specially requested. Then they were taken to the Mughal Garden - which was decorated by flowers and candlelight. Mr Brand had given his butler the diamond ring to hide among the flowers. Miss Perry found it, he proposed, and she immediately said 'Yes'. After that they requested 45 minutes' privacy. They looked like they were beautifully in love."

Following the proposal Russell, clad in black jeans and a black shirt, took his fiancee back to the presidential suite, where they could enjoy the sunken Jacuzzi and circular bed.

Rumors are circulating that the couple will be married within the next 6 months. Brand's manager will be his best man and Katy's guest list will include Rihanna and Taylor Swift.]

I love the specified "45 minutes of privacy." As if this story wasn't filled with more than we ever needed to know. It's gonna be a bitch when reality intrudes on their lives, but in the meantime it sounds like a blast. There is already trouble in paradise - mine, that is. Let's just say there was no elephant involved when my fiance proposed to me...

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